Top Tweets: Twins report to spring training (and we’re not at all jealous)
TWITTER HANDLE: @IamTrevorMay
POST: Hey you! It’s time for my annual Guide to Spring Training! Here’s some tips! 1. When stopping in the grocery store, move your cart to the side. ? 2. Turn signals are for turning AND changing lanes. ? 3. Red arrows mean do not turn. ? 4. Don’t block my driveway. ? Cheers!
OUR TAKE: Headline: FLORIDA MAN TRAPS TREVOR MAY IN HIS OWN HOUSE
